... or a variety of untruths. Don't ever go into politics if you believe in absolutes. It wasn't a serious suggestion, by the way.
There's no such thing as an INTEGER, LOGICAL, or REAL (etc) - only bit patterns. Anyway, you started the Alice stuff (but through the Looking Glass rather than down the Rabbit Hole), so:
'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.'
'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master— that's all.'
The proper answer to Alice is 'Yes, you can.'
I have the benefit of near-certainty that in 10 years time I won't be being bothered by any Fortran coding style, good or bad. Oddly, this was not the case nearly a half century ago when I started with Fortran IV (subset). I can still read the stuff and make sense of it - which is more than I can of the newfangled stuff ...